Playing Jaws With Bull Shannon

December 6, 2011 § Leave a comment

I was in the mood to work out and go for a swim at the YMCA.  It was a Monday morning and almost empty.  I walked into the locker room and saw Bull Shannon clipping his toenails naked with his left leg propped up onto a bench.  We exchanged hellos and I told Bull I wanted to try to swim twenty laps in the pool.  He told me he’d race me.  We put on our swim trunks and walked down to the pool.

Before I was able to step into the pool Bull got really excited and asked me if I wanted to play Jaws.  The thought of playing this game with Bull made me feel uncomfortable but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I said yes.

“Great!” said Bull.  “You be Quint, I’ll be Jaws!”

Bull immediately took off his swimsuit.

“What are you doing?”  I asked.

“I’m taking off my suit.  In real life sharks are naked.”

Bull then began masturbating.

“Why are you masturbating?”

“I’m going to use my erect penis as a shark’s fin.”

Bull walked to the diving board and stood on it, continually stroking his penis.

“I’ll get in first because in real life the shark would already be in the water,” Bull said.

Bull’s penis was now fully erect.  He got a running start and jumped off the diving board.

“Geronimo!” Bull yelled before splashing into the water.

Bull began doing the backstroke.  His body was just barely submerged and his penis poked out above the water.

I decided this was an appropriate moment to leave.  I have no problem being naked in a locker room with other men but I had no intention of having a cock accidentally stuffed down my throat.


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