Quenching My Thirst With Florida Evans
December 6, 2011 § Leave a comment
I just returned home from my vacation in Chicago. I was lucky enough to see all of the major tourist attractions: Navy Pier, The John Hancock Observatory, Adler Planetarium, Wrigley Field, and the Cabrini-Green Housing Projects, which is a breathtaking site to see. While I was at Cabrini-Green I stopped by a grape drink stand operated by Florida Evans. I bought a cup and told Mrs. Evans that it was the most delicious grape drink I had ever tasted. I asked her what the ingredients were. She told me it was a secret recipe that was passed down in her family from generation to generation. Then she told me that for an extra $20 she’d suck my dick. I told her I didn’t have time for that; I had a lunch date with Sloane Peterson.