January 11, 2012 § 1 Comment
I had a dentist appointment today and ran into Blossom Russo in the waiting room. I greeted her warmly but she seemed cold and distant. I asked her what was wrong but she seemed reluctant to tell me. After some of my world famous charm Blossom began to spill the beans. Apparently she had a scare in the bathroom the night before. Beyond all comprehension, Blossom pooped out a corn cob which she said looked like it had been dipped in brownie batter. The most perplexing aspect of this was that it had been over a year since Blossom had eaten corn. I told her she was in the wrong waiting room and asked the receptionist if she could give Blosson the number of a good doody doctor.