December 20, 2011 § Leave a comment
I ran into Del Griffith last night. He was working at a 1950’s themed diner called The Family Facade. I asked him if he’s still selling shower curtain rings. He said he gave it up a long time ago after realizing that it was a ridiculous profession. I told him that I was thirsty and asked him what the most popular drink was. Del told me that his chocolate milkshake is by far the customers’ favorite. He made one for me and I drank it down quick. I was astonished. It was the most delicious chocolate milkshake I had ever tasted in my life. It was thick, creamy, bold, and robust. I told Del it was imperative that I have the recipe and without hesitation he told me the milkshake’s ingredients were 50% chocolate ice cream, 25% milk, and 25% diarrhea.