Quenching My Thirst With Florida Evans

December 6, 2011 § Leave a comment

I just returned home from my vacation in Chicago.  I was lucky enough to see all of the major tourist attractions:  Navy Pier, The John Hancock Observatory, Adler Planetarium, Wrigley Field, and the Cabrini-Green Housing Projects, which is a breathtaking site to see.  While I was at Cabrini-Green I stopped by a grape drink stand operated by Florida Evans.  I bought a cup and told Mrs. Evans that it was the most delicious grape drink I had ever tasted.  I asked her what the ingredients were.  She told me it was a secret recipe that was passed down in her family from generation to generation.  Then she told me that for an extra $20 she’d suck my dick.  I told her I didn’t have time for that; I had a lunch date with Sloane Peterson.


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